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One for the lxdies
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One for the lxdies
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
I've been thinking it's about time I got a bit more trendy and down with the kids. You know, like going vegan and putting me money in bitcoin.
I had initially ruled out becoming a transwoman because I still want to shag women*. But apparently you can be a transbian. You just need to find lesbians who will accept dick.
(* to avoid any confusion, I mean females who were born with a vagina)Last edited by DealorNoDeal; 2 March 2021, 16:00.Scoots still says that Apr 2020 didn't mark the start of a new stock bull market. -
Excellent.But LGBT communities online called the change transphobic because it suggested trans women were not women.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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How would lxdies be pronounced? Would sound rather like laxatives.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Shouldn't really have said "one term" should I!Originally posted by DonaldJTrump View PostThe ACE Umbrella is one term that had me stumped on a recent Govt surveyComment
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I could say that this is discriminatory
Tonic Housing said services will be “genuinely affirming of the lives, histories, needs and desires of LGBT+ people”, adding this “does not imply exclusion of those who do not identify as LGBT but actively values those who respect and celebrate LGBT+ people”.Comment
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There's more than you think, you just need to be trustworthy not to blow their cover, some in my experience are in love with their partner and lifestyle, but are still attracted to the odd man. However you will probably have to hang around the gay scene a bit.Originally posted by DealorNoDeal View PostYou just need to find lesbians who will accept dick.
]But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Or a non-op FTM trans who after their transition ends up deciding they're gayOriginally posted by DealorNoDeal View Post
... apparently you can be a transbian. You just need to find lesbians who will accept dick. ..
The only snag is that they tend to be hairier!
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