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  • Paralytic
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    As being the only part of this discussion with merit, Twitch is a web-based live-streaming service. Basically lets anyone do their own live TV over the internet. It's particularly popular with gamers as it is focused on sharing your screen while talking, but people use it for all sorts of stuff. Chess for instance works well, or any sort of live commentary.
    I hear scoots used Twitch to show off his crayoning skills, but there wasn't enough interest, so he moved over to onlyfans as his platform of choice.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

    I'm too old to understand any of that; I've never even heard of Twitch.
    As being the only part of this discussion with merit, Twitch is a web-based live-streaming service. Basically lets anyone do their own live TV over the internet. It's particularly popular with gamers as it is focused on sharing your screen while talking, but people use it for all sorts of stuff. Chess for instance works well, or any sort of live commentary.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

    Not necessarily. He sounds like a happy receiver.
    If that gets out he will be a "wide end receiver"

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  • ladymuck
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    One YouTuber I occasionally watch likes to sign off by saying goodbye to "guys, gals and non-binary pals" which I think is simple and elegant. No need to overthink this stuff.

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by Paralytic View Post

    Homophobe!
    Not necessarily. He sounds like a happy receiver.

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  • Paralytic
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    Can someone just let me know what I can say in future so as not to offend anyone, as I'm buggered if I know any more!
    Homophobe!

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  • Whorty
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    I'm too old to understand any of that; I've never even heard of Twitch.

    Can someone just let me know what I can say in future so as not to offend anyone, as I'm buggered if I know any more!
    Last edited by Whorty; 2 March 2021, 17:07.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by DealorNoDeal View Post
    I've been thinking it's about time I got a bit more trendy and down with the kids. You know, like going vegan and putting me money in bitcoin.

    I had initially ruled out becoming a transwoman because I still want to shag women*. But apparently you can be a transbian. You just need to find lesbians who will accept dick.

    (* to avoid any confusion, I mean females who were born with a vagina)
    You are very old-fashioned to think being a lesbian means you don't like people with willies. After all, they might be women who just happen to be undiscernible from men.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by DealorNoDeal View Post

    ... apparently you can be a transbian. You just need to find lesbians who will accept dick. ..
    Or a non-op FTM trans who after their transition ends up deciding they're gay

    The only snag is that they tend to be hairier!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post

    Where to even start?
    with a bonfire of the lefty nutters!

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by DealorNoDeal View Post
    You just need to find lesbians who will accept dick.
    ]
    There's more than you think, you just need to be trustworthy not to blow their cover, some in my experience are in love with their partner and lifestyle, but are still attracted to the odd man. However you will probably have to hang around the gay scene a bit.

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  • DonaldJTrump
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    I could say that this is discriminatory

    Tonic Housing said services will be “genuinely affirming of the lives, histories, needs and desires of LGBT+ people”, adding this “does not imply exclusion of those who do not identify as LGBT but actively values those who respect and celebrate LGBT+ people”.

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  • DonaldJTrump
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    Originally posted by DonaldJTrump View Post
    The ACE Umbrella is one term that had me stumped on a recent Govt survey
    Shouldn't really have said "one term" should I!

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  • DonaldJTrump
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    The ACE Umbrella is one term that had me stumped on a recent Govt survey

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  • xoggoth
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    How would lxdies be pronounced? Would sound rather like laxatives.

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