Syphon the python - cross your legs warning!

[vetran]

poor chap

Thai man is bitten on the penis by a python while sitting on the toilet | Daily Mail Online

Thai man is bitten on the penis by a python while sitting on the toilet, leaving his bathroom sprayed in blood

• Siraphop Masukarat, 18, was bitten by the snake on Tuesday evening
• He yelled in terror as he ran out of the bathroom in Nonthaburi, central Thailand
• Teenager was rushed to hospital to have the injury on his penis treated

[Uncle Albert]

There was always a danger when people started using these fishing lures that animals would get a taste for meat & two veg (slightly NSFW).
Zanlure 1pc 7g 15g 28g 36g dd metal spinner spoon lure fishing lure with feather hook sea fishing Sale - Banggood.com

[GigiBronz]

Glad we don't have those in UK.

oh wait...

Stray 5ft python found at Islington house round boiler


Woman wakes to find 3ft python in Kensington bed

[xoggoth]

There's so many weird perves out there I suspect some blokes might liker sticking their thingies in a python's mouth.

[DoctorStrangelove]

Are you trying to tell us something, xogg?

[quackhandle]

"No, I had to send the python up there to get the hamster as it got stuck..."



qh

[northernladuk]

Chuck Norris gets bitten on the penis by a python.. Python dies...

[BABABlackSheep]

Chuck Norris gets bitten on the penis by a python.. Python dies...

Python mistook Chuck’s Penis for another Python no doubt

..also, I wonder how many devs have looked at this thread thinking it was about coding