Syphon the python - cross your legs warning! - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

BABABlackSheep replied

10 September 2020, 11:52
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Chuck Norris gets bitten on the penis by a python.. Python dies...

Python mistook Chuck’s Penis for another Python no doubt

..also, I wonder how many devs have looked at this thread thinking it was about coding
Leave a comment:
northernladuk replied

10 September 2020, 09:34
Chuck Norris gets bitten on the penis by a python.. Python dies...
Leave a comment:
quackhandle replied

10 September 2020, 09:10
"No, I had to send the python up there to get the hamster as it got stuck..."

qh
Leave a comment:
DoctorStrangelove replied

10 September 2020, 08:21
Are you trying to tell us something, xogg?
Leave a comment:
xoggoth replied

9 September 2020, 18:54
There's so many weird perves out there I suspect some blokes might liker sticking their thingies in a python's mouth.
Leave a comment:
GigiBronz replied

9 September 2020, 14:02
Glad we don't have those in UK.

oh wait...

Stray 5ft python found at Islington house round boiler

Woman wakes to find 3ft python in Kensington bed
Leave a comment:
Uncle Albert replied

9 September 2020, 11:22
There was always a danger when people started using these fishing lures that animals would get a taste for meat & two veg (slightly NSFW).
Zanlure 1pc 7g 15g 28g 36g dd metal spinner spoon lure fishing lure with feather hook sea fishing Sale - Banggood.com
Leave a comment:
vetran started a topic Syphon the python - cross your legs warning!

9 September 2020, 09:52
Syphon the python - cross your legs warning!
poor chap

Thai man is bitten on the penis by a python while sitting on the toilet | Daily Mail Online

Thai man is bitten on the penis by a python while sitting on the toilet, leaving his bathroom sprayed in blood

Siraphop Masukarat, 18, was bitten by the snake on Tuesday evening

He yelled in terror as he ran out of the bathroom in Nonthaburi, central Thailand

Teenager was rushed to hospital to have the injury on his penis treated
Tags: None