A life guard caught me peeing in the pool once. He shouted so loudly I jumped and nearly fell in.
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Who the f' pees in a swimming pool?
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British pools for British peopleOriginally posted by Eirikur View PostAnd poo
They like to swim around in their own sh!t it makes them feel British and independentComment
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FTFYOriginally posted by tiggat View PostBritish pools for British tulip"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Of course this doesn't happen in ones own pool.
Call yersel contractors! Pah!

qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Where did you get that picture of the bath in our guest annex?Originally posted by quackhandle View PostOf course this doesn't happen in ones own pool.
Call yersel contractors! Pah!

qh…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Like having people sit at the bar watching you bathe?Originally posted by WTFH View PostWhere did you get that picture of the bath in our guest annex?
I have heard about these sort of places in Surrey. I thought it was just sasguru.....Comment
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Do you not have a bar in the bathroom of your guest annex?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostLike having people sit at the bar watching you bathe?
Are you a permie?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I just hate guests.Originally posted by WTFH View PostDo you not have a bar in the bathroom of your guest annex?
Are you a permie?
The last time I built a swimming pool it was to dispose of one of my exs.....Comment
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The Remainers have already spent so much of their day wetting their underwear that there is sod all left by the time they get their water wings on.Originally posted by Paddy View PostIt seems that it is the Brexiters who pee in pools
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Don't you mean the last time you filled one in?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI just hate guests.
The last time I built a swimming pool it was to dispose of one of my exs.....…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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