A life guard caught me peeing in the pool once. He shouted so loudly I jumped and nearly fell in.
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FTFYOriginally posted by tiggat View Post"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Of course this doesn't happen in ones own pool.
Call yersel contractors! Pah!
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Where did you get that picture of the bath in our guest annex?Originally posted by quackhandle View PostOf course this doesn't happen in ones own pool.
Call yersel contractors! Pah!
qh…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Like having people sit at the bar watching you bathe?Originally posted by WTFH View Post
I have heard about these sort of places in Surrey. I thought it was just sasguru.....Comment
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Do you not have a bar in the bathroom of your guest annex?Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Are you a permie?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I just hate guests.Originally posted by WTFH View Post
The last time I built a swimming pool it was to dispose of one of my exs.....Comment
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The Remainers have already spent so much of their day wetting their underwear that there is sod all left by the time they get their water wings on.Originally posted by Paddy View Post
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Don't you mean the last time you filled one in?Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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