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Previously on "Who the f' pees in a swimming pool?"

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Who the f' pees in a swimming pool?

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Where did you get that picture of the bath in our guest annex?
    Why does the bath in your guest annex look exactly like the paddling pool for my horses?

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I just hate guests.

    The last time I built a swimming pool it was to dispose of one of my exs.....
    Don't you mean the last time you filled one in?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    It seems that it is the Brexiters who pee in pools
    The Remainers have already spent so much of their day wetting their underwear that there is sod all left by the time they get their water wings on.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Do you not have a bar in the bathroom of your guest annex?

    Are you a permie?
    I just hate guests.

    The last time I built a swimming pool it was to dispose of one of my exs.....

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Like having people sit at the bar watching you bathe?
    Do you not have a bar in the bathroom of your guest annex?

    Are you a permie?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Where did you get that picture of the bath in our guest annex?
    Like having people sit at the bar watching you bathe?

    I have heard about these sort of places in Surrey. I thought it was just sasguru.....

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
    Of course this doesn't happen in ones own pool.

    Call yersel contractors! Pah!



    qh
    Where did you get that picture of the bath in our guest annex?

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  • quackhandle
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    Of course this doesn't happen in ones own pool.

    Call yersel contractors! Pah!



    qh

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by tiggat View Post
    British pools for British tulip
    FTFY

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  • tiggat
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    And poo

    They like to swim around in their own sh!t it makes them feel British and independent
    British pools for British people

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  • b0redom
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    A life guard caught me peeing in the pool once. He shouted so loudly I jumped and nearly fell in.

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  • Big Blue Plymouth
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    And it's not just kids...
    19% of adults admitted to having urinated in a swimming pool at least once.
    And professional swimmers have confessed to being among the most regular offenders.

    scientific test finding up to 75 litres of urine in public pools

    https://www.theguardian.com/science/...eals-the-truth
    Not me.

    Never use them - can't bear the places.

    The walk from the changing room through that little pool of disinfectant into the warm, cloying, chlorine laced atmosphere always made me feel like I was on a one way trip to a gas chamber.

    They don't use chlorine anymore, apparently, though the damage is done.

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  • psychocandy
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    Remember one of my kids tulipting in the pool. Swim nappies are not all that as I found out.....

    Brown "oil slick". Grabbed them out sharpish.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Was that due to too much chlorine?
    No. Seriously it is due to the chemical reaction of urine with chlorine.

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