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A jewish man, a muslim woman and Elton John walk into a bar

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    #11
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    It's racist beer. Leaves a nasty taste in your mouth.
    FLC says polish hookers do the same.

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Keep your sockie account handy....
      I am the sockieguru.

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        #13
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        Shame - the Halaaleken/Heineken beer doesn't show up. Must be blocked by client site.
        It's men's beer.

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          #14
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          I am also assguru.
          FTFY
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #15
            Originally posted by Bee View Post
            It's men's beer.
            I do hate that term!

            Every morning I go to the gym to shower after my cycle. There is a 6 foot high cut out of "maxi milk - milk for real men". Bloke with perfect triangular abs(I mean pointy bit at the bottom).

            You women are lucky you don't have to put up with that....

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              #16
              Csan anyone explain what this surreally idiotic thread is about?
              Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                #17
                Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                Csan anyone explain what this surreally idiotic thread is about?
                I've no idea and I created it, sorry.

                Brainfart comes to mind.....

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  FLC says polish hookers do the same.
                  Isn't that ladyboys?
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    Csan anyone explain what this surreally idiotic thread is about?
                    If the joke has to be explained, it isn't funny.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                      If the joke has to be explained, it isn't funny.


                      KUATB!


                      http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...ml#post2229692
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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