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A jewish man, a muslim woman and Elton John walk into a bar
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostKeep your sockie account handy....Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostShame - the Halaaleken/Heineken beer doesn't show up. Must be blocked by client site.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI am also assguru.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by Bee View PostIt's men's beer.
Every morning I go to the gym to shower after my cycle. There is a 6 foot high cut out of "maxi milk - milk for real men". Bloke with perfect triangular abs(I mean pointy bit at the bottom).
You women are lucky you don't have to put up with that....Comment
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Csan anyone explain what this surreally idiotic thread is about?Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostCsan anyone explain what this surreally idiotic thread is about?
Brainfart comes to mind.....Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostFLC says polish hookers do the same.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostCsan anyone explain what this surreally idiotic thread is about?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostIf the joke has to be explained, it isn't funny.
KUATB!
http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...ml#post2229692…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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