A jewish man, a muslim woman and Elton John walk into a bar

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DimPrawn replied

3 May 2016, 11:33
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Is there actually a joke there?

It's only funny to those with an IQ over 72. I just about get it.
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Bee replied

3 May 2016, 11:32
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Is there actually a joke there?
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BrilloPad replied

3 May 2016, 11:29
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

If the joke has to be explained, it isn't funny.

Is there actually a joke there?
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LondonManc replied

3 May 2016, 11:16
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Csan anyone explain what this surreally idiotic thread is about?

DP's hit rock bottom and started to dig.
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WTFH replied

3 May 2016, 11:12
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

If the joke has to be explained, it isn't funny.

KUATB!

http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...ml#post2229692
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NotAllThere replied

3 May 2016, 11:06
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Csan anyone explain what this surreally idiotic thread is about?

If the joke has to be explained, it isn't funny.
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vetran replied

3 May 2016, 11:05
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

FLC says polish hookers do the same.

Isn't that ladyboys?
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DimPrawn replied

3 May 2016, 11:01
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Csan anyone explain what this surreally idiotic thread is about?

I've no idea and I created it, sorry.

Brainfart comes to mind.....
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OwlHoot replied

3 May 2016, 10:52
Csan anyone explain what this surreally idiotic thread is about?
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BrilloPad replied

3 May 2016, 10:45
Originally posted by Bee View Post

It's men's beer.

I do hate that term!

Every morning I go to the gym to shower after my cycle. There is a 6 foot high cut out of "maxi milk - milk for real men". Bloke with perfect triangular abs(I mean pointy bit at the bottom).

You women are lucky you don't have to put up with that....
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eek replied

3 May 2016, 10:41
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

I am also assguru.

FTFY
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Bee replied

3 May 2016, 10:35
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Shame - the Halaaleken/Heineken beer doesn't show up. Must be blocked by client site.

It's men's beer.
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DimPrawn replied

3 May 2016, 10:34
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Keep your sockie account handy....

I am the sockieguru.
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BrilloPad replied

3 May 2016, 10:34
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

It's racist beer. Leaves a nasty taste in your mouth.

FLC says polish hookers do the same.
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BrilloPad replied

3 May 2016, 10:33
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Will I get my ban today?

Keep your sockie account handy....
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