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A jewish man, a muslim woman and Elton John walk into a bar

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    A jewish man, a muslim woman and Elton John walk into a bar

    One bottle of



    One bottle



    And a large glass of



    Please



    Bar man says "Get the **** out, your sort are banned!"

    #2
    What a mess.

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      #3
      Was it an iron bar?

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Was it an iron bar?
        Ouch. Is that irony?

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          #5
          Will I get my ban today?

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Was it an iron bar?

            You are so brutal.

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              #7
              Shame - the Halaaleken/Heineken beer doesn't show up. Must be blocked by client site.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #8
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                Shame - the Halaaleken/Heineken beer doesn't show up. Must be blocked by client site.
                It's racist beer. Leaves a nasty taste in your mouth.

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                  #9
                  now I know what to get Elton for Christmas

                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    Will I get my ban today?
                    Keep your sockie account handy....

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