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    #id
    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    MMMF?

    Surely you can't mean two guys, and MF?!
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #id
      Not sure whether to be amused or sad

      ISIS jihadi who fled UK to Syria 'pleaded to return so sick son could get NHS treatment'  | Daily Mail Online

      A Tesco worker who joined ISIS pleaded with the British authorities to help him return home because his new-born son needed treatment on the NHS, a court has heard.
      ......

      Their first child had died during surgery in Britain for the same heart defect just ten days after he was born the previous October, and Siddeka had continued to receive maternity pay.
      Sorry it only seems to be in the Wail

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        #id
        Definately sad. Very sad.


        Reading the Daily Mail that is.
        First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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          #id
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          Sorry it only seems to be in the Wail


          Yup, several other "Mail-like" websites are running the story, but all pointing to the Mail. Makes me think it's not particularly true, but who cares about the truth, we need to whip up anger and outrage among middle England.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            #id
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            MMMF?

            Surely you can't mean two guys, and MF?!
            Don't be daft.

            MrMarkMark &
            a) Flipper
            b) Fisting
            c) Fireman
            d) etc etc

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              #id
              Hentai, apparently.

              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #id
                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                Hentai, apparently.

                Is that those weird, horrid goggle eyed Japanese cartoons?
                Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  Hentai, apparently.


                  Hentai is animated pornography showcasing women who have better bodies than any real women (yet have weird hairstyles and hair-colours) and men with enormous penises.

                  Every character in a hentai has body features several times better than any real person. 13 year old boys with 12 inch erections. 8 year old school girls with breasts better than most 16 year olds. The thinner the woman, the bigger the breasts.
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    Is that those weird, horrid goggle eyed Japanese cartoons?
                    And tentacles, don't forget the tentacles...
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                      Mines MMMF.

                      Sounds far too imbalanced for my taste
                      The correct technical name for that is "An Airtight"
                      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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