"I read somewhere..."

[vetran]

The correct technical name for that is "An Airtight"

so all holes are a goal?

[TestMangler]

so all holes are equally important?

FTFY

And someone has to pinch the nose and cover the ears

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

And someone has to pinch the nose and cover the ears

Was it actually as uncomfortable as it sounds

[TestMangler]

Was it actually as uncomfortable as it sounds

yeah, there's a little too much M-M contact for my liking, especiallly the two shooting into the away end, as it were....

If you win the toss, always go for the top end

[MrMarkyMark]

yeah, there's a little too much M-M contact for my liking, especiallly the two shooting into the away end, as it were....

If you win the toss, always go for the top end

Very sporting.

Did you win last time out

I could make a comment about painters, radios and faces, but I wont.

[TestMangler]

Very sporting.

Did you win last time out

I could make a comment about painters, radios and faces, but I wont.

it could be worse I suppose

NSFW

[Dark Black]

MILF apparently... that's a bit dull, must have been the Lavender

[vetran]

One for Mauve Monkey

PropertySex is new porn storming PornHub about sad millennials who can't buy a house | Metro News

Enter PropertySex. Vice reports that it’s a new genre of porn designed to fulfill all your affordable housing turn-ons and soothe your deep, dark, ‘I’m failing at being an adult’ fears.

PropertySex porn is, to put it simply, porn that depicts sex happening in a house-viewing environment. Typically there’s a horny landlord lusting over potential renters, and a young, hot millennial that can’t afford to get on the property ladder.

[CretinWatcher]

In this scenario is MF the landlord and MM the millennial?

[PurpleGorilla]

Can you filter out getting fisted by Assguru landlord?