"I read somewhere..."

[vetran]

NLYUK branches out

Woman fixes her car after a prang – using a sex toy  | Daily Mail Online

That’s one way to bang out a dent… Woman fixes her car after a prang – using a sex toy
Video footage shows woman using sex toy to fix dents on side of her car
Clip filmed in France shows woman using the tool to fix damage on vehicle
She clearly has no need for a mechanic or a garage as she repairs the car

[unemployed]

Woman fixes her car after a prang – using a sex toyÂ* | Daily Mail Online

excellent

i can see the slogan now , for when you have ding always use the dong

[greenlake]

And for Audi drivers....

[vetran]

Pondy gets lucky

Indonesian frog rides on a tortoise's back but gets fed up at the slow speed | Daily Mail Online


you put on a few pounds?

[mudskipper]

It's a red-eared terrapin, not a tortoise. And they never told us how much his house is worth.

[BrilloPad]

BBC accused of focusing on 'knickers' of Wimbledon's female tennis stars  | Daily Mail Online

They are wearing shorts......

[barrydidit]

BBC accused of focusing on 'knickers' of Wimbledon's female tennis stars* | Daily Mail Online

They are wearing shorts......

Sure they didn't mean to type FLC?

[vetran]

Speak English won't you?

Sheffield factory introduces ‘English language-only’ rule for European workers - The Star

European workers at a Sheffield factory have been told to speak in English at all times after bosses said employees speaking in their own languages were making other workers feel ‘isolated and intimidated’.

Concerns have been raised the recent introduction of the new policy at Orchid Orthopaedic Solutions on the Parkway Industrial Estate is ‘unfair and discriminatory’ and causing divisions between the firm’s Polish and Slovakian workers and English employees.

But the medical devices manufacturing firm says the suggestion is ‘simply a means to create harmony at work’ and anyone who did speak in a different language would not face any disciplinary action.

oh dear..

[darmstadt]

Personally I don't see anything wrong in that, especially on the shop floor. In fact using English is a quicker way to help them to integrate into the local society. Hasn't this happened before though?

[zeitghost]

Ooooo, once or twice.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?clie...UTF-8&oe=UTF-8