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Could have been a fate worse than death. Three minutes later and he'd have drowned in gravy sweat anyway.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostHe died of Asphyxiation. Not boredom.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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I still believe in a tree and a lightning . But my faith has then evolved into more sophisticated concept of multigod. All in all out of millions religions, thinking that christianity is the right one is bit bulltulip.Originally posted by d000hg View PostThat's rubbish. In the early days of history, belief in supernatural beings is a logical step in attempts to understand the universe. It would be a very unimaginative, incurious group of uneducated humans who didn't posit the existence of god[s] in the absence of any sort of scientific understanding.
But hey! theres god merciful that only killed few billions of people in bible (flood, sodoma gomora), tortured (Hiob) etc etcLast edited by diseasex; 17 May 2016, 09:29.Comment
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yes but most of this has now been explained, so why are there still people who believe in a bearded guy in the sky?Originally posted by d000hg View PostThat's rubbish. In the early days of history, belief in supernatural beings is a logical step in attempts to understand the universe. It would be a very unimaginative, incurious group of uneducated humans who didn't posit the existence of god[s] in the absence of any sort of scientific understanding.Comment
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Or bearded gal in the sky. Let's not be sexist!Originally posted by Eirikur View Postyes but most of this has now been explained, so why are there still people who believe in a bearded guy in the sky?Comment
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Are you really that naïve?Originally posted by Eirikur View Postyes but most of this has now been explained, so why are there still people who believe in a bearded guy in the sky?
Religion is the oldest control mechanism known to man. Control by fear. Instil the belief early on that they'll burn in hell for all eternity if they don't believe everything you tell them. Silence critics either by derision, excommunication or violence. Scrap religion and you'd have to find some other way of controlling people or inspiring them. Imagine having people pulling together for the common good rather than serving to divide and conquer. I'm no Trekkie, but that seemed to be the message that Gene Roddenberry was trying to get over.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Conchita is God???Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostOr bearded gal in the sky. Let's not be sexist!
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWas it a proper roundabout or just a mini-roundabout?
You'll have to buy the CUK Compendium Of Inneresting Tales to find out.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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Or a proper roundabout with mini-roundabouts on it, such as the Magic Roundabout in Hemel or the one in Swindon?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWas it a proper roundabout or just a mini-roundabout?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostOr a proper roundabout with mini-roundabouts on it, such as the Magic Roundabout in Hemel or the one in Swindon?
He wouldn't have been the first one to have lost his mind while on a dougal.
Have they tried a self driving car through one yet?
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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