What happened? Where are the usual April fool shenanigans from Admin and the mods ?
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If you can't see it, you've been fooled.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
those energetic days are long gone.
cUK is now a hangout for burn out IT contractors.."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View Postthose energetic days are long gone.
cUK is now a hangout for burn out fecking scots creating a new thread about Scottish politics every day .
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Originally posted by scooterscot View Postthose energetic days are long gone.
cUK is now a hangout for burn out IT contractors..
I want my money back!
Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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I've bought CUK for a quid. I shall be replacing all of the moderators with new ones who randomly make up rules and ban people when they feel like it.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostI want my money back!
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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how will we tell the difference....Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI've bought CUK for a quid. I shall be replacing all of the moderators with new ones who randomly make up rules and ban people when they feel like it.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Do you have a comments on the Catholicism of the Pope, or the ablutions of ursines in forested areas?Originally posted by eek View Posthow will we tell the difference....Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I'll make sure they're all power mad individuals with Egos. One a champagne swilling banhammer happy idiot who is never here, another a PMT Inducted banhammer happy mod with a silly wig & finally a ham happy banhamming ex-pat who thinks the colour black is an insult.Originally posted by eek View Posthow will we tell the difference....
They'll stand out like sore thumbs.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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