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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    German company is it?
    Strangely no they mostly seem to be Italian

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    ...There is a company there who everyday reserve a large chunk of the seating at the onsite canteen, bear in mind this is used by lots of other companies...
    German company is it?

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Had more of a prank than an April Fool at client site

    There is a company there who everyday reserve a large chunk of the seating at the onsite canteen, bear in mind this is used by lots of other companies

    Some wag this morning decided to get in early and reserve all the tables to a Miss April Fool

    Of course they were not amused

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    You are counting MF as two, aren't you?
    A ménage à quatre then?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by LancelotBarre View Post
    Yes, I had guessed that. Nothing wrong with that, it isn't the 1970s you know.

    However, you do go on a bit, kind of like a nagging wife.


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  • LancelotBarre
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Yes, of the gay variety.
    Yes, I had guessed that. Nothing wrong with that, it isn't the 1970s you know.

    However, you do go on a bit, kind of like a nagging wife.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
    If you include MF it's a ménage à trois.
    You are counting MF as two, aren't you?

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by LancelotBarre View Post
    I hope you don't mind me asking, but are suityou01 and fatlazycontractor a married couple ?
    If you include MF it's a ménage à trois.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by LancelotBarre View Post
    I hope you don't mind me asking, but are suityou01 and fatlazycontractor a married couple ?
    Yes, of the gay variety.

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  • LancelotBarre
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    End of the month. Why?
    I hope you don't mind me asking, but are suityou01 and fatlazycontractor a married couple ?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Talking of which, when does your German contract run out Suity?
    End of the month. Why?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Poor deluded
    Talking of which, when does your German contract run out Suity?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    £

    Boomed. He was so effective we've hired him in a senior role. Never phoned in sick once.
    Poor deluded

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    £ or $ ?

    £

    Boomed. He was so effective we've hired him in a senior role. Never phoned in sick once.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I've just hired the guy who got the gig on a full time position on a 100K package.

    Que sera sera.
    £ or $ ?

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