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German company is it?Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post...There is a company there who everyday reserve a large chunk of the seating at the onsite canteen, bear in mind this is used by lots of other companies...
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Had more of a prank than an April Fool at client site
There is a company there who everyday reserve a large chunk of the seating at the onsite canteen, bear in mind this is used by lots of other companies
Some wag this morning decided to get in early and reserve all the tables to a Miss April Fool
Of course they were not amused
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Originally posted by LancelotBarre View PostYes, I had guessed that. Nothing wrong with that, it isn't the 1970s you know.
However, you do go on a bit, kind of like a nagging wife.
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Yes, I had guessed that. Nothing wrong with that, it isn't the 1970s you know.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostYes, of the gay variety.
However, you do go on a bit, kind of like a nagging wife.
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You are counting MF as two, aren't you?Originally posted by GlenW View PostIf you include MF it's a ménage à trois.
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Yes, of the gay variety.Originally posted by LancelotBarre View PostI hope you don't mind me asking, but are suityou01 and fatlazycontractor a married couple ?
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I hope you don't mind me asking, but are suityou01 and fatlazycontractor a married couple ?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostEnd of the month. Why?
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Talking of which, when does your German contract run out Suity?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPoor deluded

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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post£ or $ ?
£
Boomed. He was so effective we've hired him in a senior role. Never phoned in sick once.
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£ or $ ?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI've just hired the guy who got the gig on a full time position on a 100K package.
Que sera sera.
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