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    #21
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    £

    Boomed. He was so effective we've hired him in a senior role. Never phoned in sick once.
    Poor deluded
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Poor deluded
      Talking of which, when does your German contract run out Suity?

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        #23
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        Talking of which, when does your German contract run out Suity?
        End of the month. Why?
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #24
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          End of the month. Why?
          I hope you don't mind me asking, but are suityou01 and fatlazycontractor a married couple ?

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            #25
            Originally posted by LancelotBarre View Post
            I hope you don't mind me asking, but are suityou01 and fatlazycontractor a married couple ?
            Yes, of the gay variety.

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              #26
              Originally posted by LancelotBarre View Post
              I hope you don't mind me asking, but are suityou01 and fatlazycontractor a married couple ?
              If you include MF it's a ménage à trois.
              I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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                #27
                Originally posted by GlenW View Post
                If you include MF it's a ménage à trois.
                You are counting MF as two, aren't you?

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  Yes, of the gay variety.
                  Yes, I had guessed that. Nothing wrong with that, it isn't the 1970s you know.

                  However, you do go on a bit, kind of like a nagging wife.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by LancelotBarre View Post
                    Yes, I had guessed that. Nothing wrong with that, it isn't the 1970s you know.

                    However, you do go on a bit, kind of like a nagging wife.


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                      #30
                      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                      You are counting MF as two, aren't you?
                      A ménage à quatre then?
                      I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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