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Talking of which, when does your German contract run out Suity?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPoor deluded

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End of the month. Why?Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostTalking of which, when does your German contract run out Suity?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I hope you don't mind me asking, but are suityou01 and fatlazycontractor a married couple ?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostEnd of the month. Why?Comment
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Yes, of the gay variety.Originally posted by LancelotBarre View PostI hope you don't mind me asking, but are suityou01 and fatlazycontractor a married couple ?Comment
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If you include MF it's a ménage à trois.Originally posted by LancelotBarre View PostI hope you don't mind me asking, but are suityou01 and fatlazycontractor a married couple ?I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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You are counting MF as two, aren't you?Originally posted by GlenW View PostIf you include MF it's a ménage à trois.Comment
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Yes, I had guessed that. Nothing wrong with that, it isn't the 1970s you know.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostYes, of the gay variety.
However, you do go on a bit, kind of like a nagging wife.Comment
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Originally posted by LancelotBarre View PostYes, I had guessed that. Nothing wrong with that, it isn't the 1970s you know.
However, you do go on a bit, kind of like a nagging wife.
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A ménage à quatre then?Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostYou are counting MF as two, aren't you?I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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