April Fools

[FatLazyContractor]

I'll make sure they're all power mad individuals with Egos. One a champagne swilling banhammer happy idiot who is never here, another a PMT Inducted banhammer happy mod with a silly wig & finally a ham happy banhamming ex-pat who thinks the colour black is an insult.

They'll stand out like sore thumbs.

[FatLazyContractor]

I think I'm beginning to like this fat feck MarillionFan somehow.

[suityou01]

I think I'm beginning to like this fat feck MarillionFan somehow.

That's how it starts. You even start to feel sorry for him. Then he starts clinging on to you like a damp turd.

Then the PMs start. Then the phone calls. Then the desperate pleas for a technical BA.

I'd quit while you're ahead.

[FatLazyContractor]

That's how it starts. You even start to feel sorry for him. Then he starts clinging on to you like a damp turd.

Then the PMs start. Then the phone calls. Then the desperate pleas for a technical BA.

I'd quit while you're ahead.

It looks like he obviously called the wrong person in the past !

[suityou01]

It looks like he obviously called the wrong person in the past !

You are MF and I claim my 5 free bottles of champagne.

[FatLazyContractor]

You are MF and I claim my 5 free bottles of champagne.

And you are Sir Winker Cretinwadiwadi.

[MarillionFan]

That's how it starts. You even start to feel sorry for him. Then he starts clinging on to you like a damp turd.

Then the PMs start. Then the phone calls. Then the desperate pleas for a technical BA.

I'd quit while you're ahead.

I've just hired the guy who got the gig on a full time position on a 100K package.

Que sera sera.

[NotAllThere]

I think I'm beginning to like this fat feck MarillionFan somehow.

Don't worry that soon passes. Even for MF.

[FatLazyContractor]

I've just hired the guy who got the gig on a full time position on a 100K package.

Que sera sera.

£ or $ ?

[MarillionFan]

£ or $ ?

£

Boomed. He was so effective we've hired him in a senior role. Never phoned in sick once.