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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostThe 'bronco' position, I believe it's called. Say your ex's name and see how long you can stay on...Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostDoggy style is best - has the double whammy of being able to watch telly while doing it AND it's the most demeaning to the woman...I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostDoggy style is best - has the double whammy of being able to watch telly while doing it AND it's the most demeaning to the woman...Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostDoggy style is best - has the double whammy of being able to watch telly while doing it AND it's the most demeaning to the woman...
Not wishing to be disagreeable here, but to be properly demeaning, you have to go ATM...When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostDoggy style is best - has the double whammy of being able to watch telly while doing it AND it's the most demeaning to the woman...
As I'm sure you know.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by stek View PostDoggy style is best - has the double whammy of being able to watch telly while doing it AND it's the most demeaning to the woman...
It also means she doesn't have to look at your big sweaty face and smell your putrid breath.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by stek View PostDoggy style is best - has the double whammy of being able to watch telly while doing it AND it's the most demeaning to the woman...I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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indeed many women like the doggy pos cos the bloke can reach around and strum the nubbin
drives them wild I am toldComment
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Originally posted by original PM View Postindeed many women like the doggy pos cos the bloke can reach around and strum the nubbin
drives them wild I am toldComment
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