Words we mustn't use

[Dactylion]

Whilst being most beneficial for gaining some sort of pleasure from men with incredibly small todgers.

As I'm sure you know.

She shoots.... She scores... Back of the net!!!!

Oh good shot Sir Madam!

[EternalOptimist]

not exactly words you shouldn't use, but when I was a lad our pub had a bird we called 'the parrot'
partly because of her nose and partly because she liked a cockatoo

Then there was the bird with the full length leather with not much underneath who was called 'Dulux' because one coat covered all

and who can forget the middle aged munter. 'wig an a mask'
er. I wish I could...

[Dactylion]

not exactly words you shouldn't use, but when I was a lad our pub had a bird we called 'the parrot'
partly because of her nose and partly because she liked a cockatoo

Then there was the bird with the full length leather with not much underneath who was called 'Dulux' because one coat covered all

and who can forget the middle aged munter. 'wig an a mask'
er. I wish I could...

Various people of the female persuasion over the years have been described as 'the pig in lipstick'

[TestMangler]

Various people of the female persuasion over the years have been described as 'the pig in lipstick'

or, in a particular Halifax nightclub, mutton dressed as mutton.

[TestMangler]

On a slightly off topic note, it is refreshing to see that some of the blokes on here, despite the rough, laddish behaviour, are really old romantics at heart

[SteelyDan]

I believe they became known as "Stills" instead as in Still Bennys....

The prevailing style of headgear in that rather chilly environment being a woolly hat and Crossroads being on air at the time of the Falklands Conflict.

This is the more accurate version...