Words we mustn't use

[TestMangler]

So was I told. My friend says he finds himself in full control and that adds to the pleasure ....

Tie wraps and rohypnol will do that for you.

[FatLazyContractor]

Tie wraps and rohypnol will do that for you.

Will pass it on to him...

[GlenW]

Tie wraps and rohypnol will do that for you.

Isn't that a cough medicine? That's what a man I met in a bar in Keighley told me anyway.

[TestMangler]

Isn't that a cough medicine? That's what a man I met in a bar in Keighley told me anyway.

And had your cough disappeared when you woke up ? Any other side effects ? (Like a raging sore arse and an extra tenner in your pocket)

[GlenW]

And had your cough disappeared when you woke up ? Any other side effects ? (Like a raging sore arse and an extra tenner in your pocket)

Cough still there, arse sore and wallet missing.
Close but no prize.

[TestMangler]

Cough still there, arse sore and wallet missing.
Close but no prize.

Normal night out in Keighley then....

[FatLazyContractor]

Cough still there, arse sore and wallet missing.
Close but no prize.

Then you went to a bar in Hebden Bridge. Liar!

[GlenW]

Then you went to a bar in Hebden Bridge. Liar!

The lesbian capital of the UK. Mostly munters though.

[FatLazyContractor]

The lesbian capital of the UK. Mostly munters though.

Agree. They'd get gold everytime if munting was an Olympic sport.

[GlenW]

Agree. They'd get gold everytime if munting was an Olympic sport.

Changing the subject somewhat: The Olive Grove at Hebden Bridge is a very good restaurant.