Reply to: Words we mustn't use

[SteelyDan]

I believe they became known as "Stills" instead as in Still Bennys....

The prevailing style of headgear in that rather chilly environment being a woolly hat and Crossroads being on air at the time of the Falklands Conflict.

This is the more accurate version...

[TestMangler]

On a slightly off topic note, it is refreshing to see that some of the blokes on here, despite the rough, laddish behaviour, are really old romantics at heart

[TestMangler]

Various people of the female persuasion over the years have been described as 'the pig in lipstick'

or, in a particular Halifax nightclub, mutton dressed as mutton.

[Dactylion]

not exactly words you shouldn't use, but when I was a lad our pub had a bird we called 'the parrot'
partly because of her nose and partly because she liked a cockatoo

Then there was the bird with the full length leather with not much underneath who was called 'Dulux' because one coat covered all

and who can forget the middle aged munter. 'wig an a mask'
er. I wish I could...

Various people of the female persuasion over the years have been described as 'the pig in lipstick'

[EternalOptimist]

not exactly words you shouldn't use, but when I was a lad our pub had a bird we called 'the parrot'
partly because of her nose and partly because she liked a cockatoo

Then there was the bird with the full length leather with not much underneath who was called 'Dulux' because one coat covered all

and who can forget the middle aged munter. 'wig an a mask'
er. I wish I could...

[Dactylion]

Whilst being most beneficial for gaining some sort of pleasure from men with incredibly small todgers.

As I'm sure you know.

She shoots.... She scores... Back of the net!!!!

Oh good shot Sir Madam!

[GlenW]

Agree. They'd get gold everytime if munting was an Olympic sport.

Changing the subject somewhat: The Olive Grove at Hebden Bridge is a very good restaurant.

[FatLazyContractor]

The lesbian capital of the UK. Mostly munters though.

Agree. They'd get gold everytime if munting was an Olympic sport.

[GlenW]

Then you went to a bar in Hebden Bridge. Liar!

The lesbian capital of the UK. Mostly munters though.

[FatLazyContractor]

Cough still there, arse sore and wallet missing.
Close but no prize.

Then you went to a bar in Hebden Bridge. Liar!

[TestMangler]

Cough still there, arse sore and wallet missing.
Close but no prize.

Normal night out in Keighley then....

[GlenW]

And had your cough disappeared when you woke up ? Any other side effects ? (Like a raging sore arse and an extra tenner in your pocket)

Cough still there, arse sore and wallet missing.
Close but no prize.

[TestMangler]

Isn't that a cough medicine? That's what a man I met in a bar in Keighley told me anyway.

And had your cough disappeared when you woke up ? Any other side effects ? (Like a raging sore arse and an extra tenner in your pocket)

[GlenW]

Tie wraps and rohypnol will do that for you.

Isn't that a cough medicine? That's what a man I met in a bar in Keighley told me anyway.

[FatLazyContractor]

Tie wraps and rohypnol will do that for you.

Will pass it on to him...