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#71

29 January 2015, 12:09

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There is only one word I must not use, my first wife's name when in the throes of passion with the current Mrs W. She goes f***ing berserk.

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29 January 2015, 12:21

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The 'bronco' position, I believe it's called. Say your ex's name and see how long you can stay on...

Doggy style is best - has the double whammy of being able to watch telly while doing it AND it's the most demeaning to the woman...
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#73

29 January 2015, 12:22

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Doggy style is best - has the double whammy of being able to watch telly while doing it AND it's the most demeaning to the woman...

I've always liked the 71.

I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]
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#74

29 January 2015, 12:25

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Doggy style is best - has the double whammy of being able to watch telly while doing it AND it's the most demeaning to the woman...

And Cowgirl is the MOST damaging for a man ...
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#75

29 January 2015, 12:27

Originally posted by stek View Post

Doggy style is best - has the double whammy of being able to watch telly while doing it AND it's the most demeaning to the woman...

is 'the wheelbarrow' not more demeaning, especially if you walk her past her mum's house.

Not wishing to be disagreeable here, but to be properly demeaning, you have to go ATM...

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#76

29 January 2015, 12:31

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Doggy style is best - has the double whammy of being able to watch telly while doing it AND it's the most demeaning to the woman...

Whilst being most beneficial for gaining some sort of pleasure from men with incredibly small todgers.

As I'm sure you know.

Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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#77

29 January 2015, 12:38

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Doggy style is best - has the double whammy of being able to watch telly while doing it AND it's the most demeaning to the woman...

Why is it demeaning?

It also means she doesn't have to look at your big sweaty face and smell your putrid breath.

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29 January 2015, 12:41

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Doggy style is best - has the double whammy of being able to watch telly while doing it AND it's the most demeaning to the woman...

You can also rest your pint on her back, you have to keep a hold of it but it takes some of the effort away.

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29 January 2015, 12:41

indeed many women like the doggy pos cos the bloke can reach around and strum the nubbin

drives them wild I am told
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29 January 2015, 12:43

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indeed many women like the doggy pos cos the bloke can reach around and strum the nubbin

drives them wild I am told

So was I told. My friend says he finds himself in full control and that adds to the pleasure ....
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