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Granted thats more Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em rather than Python.merely at clientco for the entertainment -
May all your direct debits bounce, and your car get less than 30 mpg.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Shut your festering gob you tit."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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May agents always get you to opt out and HMRC find you inside IR35.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I'd have said it was more "Carry on..." like.Originally posted by eek View PostOoh Suity
Granted thats more Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em rather than Python."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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