Originally posted by jamesbrown
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May all your contracts require a holiday form to be signed -
Your mother is a recruitment agent, and your father smells of Hai Karate.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I unclog my Gagia in your general direction.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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<enters DFS>
Do you have any recliners sofas? No
Do you have any sofa beds? No
Do you have any leather sofas? No
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Do you have any sofas here atall? No
What use is that?Comment
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May the fleas of a thousand camels de-friend you on facebook(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Surely it would be worse to have a thousand fleas "friending you" and filling your news feed with gibberish you don't want....Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postmerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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I am friends with Suity on Facebook so its pretty much the same thingOriginally posted by eek View PostOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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May your wi-fi be forever out of range and may you suffer permanent Schrodinger’s USB syndromeGrowing old is mandatory
Growing up is optionalComment
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This one always makes me smileOriginally posted by Halo Jones View Post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx0lQ-dmw_sAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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May your teapot crack
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