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Modern pythonesque insults

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    #21
    May your radiators be forever blocked and your chutney double dipped.

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      #22
      'Suity, you are like a festering breast, with an ebola virus for a nipple'



      that wasnt one of mine, it was Eeks'.

      what did you mean by that Eek ??
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #23
        Modern pythonesque insults

        May your nipples always be erect in public and you be forever doomed to work with Suity
        Last edited by SimonMac; 17 November 2014, 12:49.
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #24
          May you be compelled to attend a team building event.

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            #25
            "Your mother was a member of ISIS and your father smelt of Economic downturns"

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              #26
              May you be an IT recruitment agent.

              qh
              He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

              I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                #27
                You don't frighten us, IR35 pigeon dodgers. Go and boil your bottoms on a radiator, you sons of Andyw's Mum. I lick my chutney spoon at you, so-called "Andy Wan King," you and all your silly English expats.

                can't improve on this apart from renaming NLYUK in my mind.

                Pontius Pilate: 'I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...'
                [A guard sniggers]
                Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'
                [More sniggering]
                Pontius Pilate: 'What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... Biggus...'
                [Sniggering]
                Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'
                [Both guards snigger]
                Pontius Pilate: 'He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.'
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #28
                  May you buy out the contract from Agent

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