Reply to: Modern pythonesque insults

[FatLazyContractor]

May you buy out the contract from Agent

[vetran]

You don't frighten us, IR35 pigeon dodgers. Go and boil your bottoms on a radiator, you sons of Andyw's Mum. I lick my chutney spoon at you, so-called "Andy Wan King," you and all your silly English expats.

can't improve on this apart from renaming NLYUK in my mind.

Pontius Pilate: 'I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...'
[A guard sniggers]
Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'
[More sniggering]
Pontius Pilate: 'What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... Biggus...'
[Sniggering]
Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'
[Both guards snigger]
Pontius Pilate: 'He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.'

[quackhandle]

May you be an IT recruitment agent.

qh

[Tasslehoff]

"Your mother was a member of ISIS and your father smelt of Economic downturns"

[Project Monkey]

May you be compelled to attend a team building event.

[SimonMac]

Modern pythonesque insults

May your nipples always be erect in public and you be forever doomed to work with Suity

[EternalOptimist]

'Suity, you are like a festering breast, with an ebola virus for a nipple'



that wasnt one of mine, it was Eeks'.

what did you mean by that Eek ??

[Chutney Spoon]

May your radiators be forever blocked and your chutney double dipped.

[FatLazyContractor]

May your teapot crack

[vetran]

May your wi-fi be forever out of range and may you suffer permanent Schrodinger’s USB syndrome

This one always makes me smile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx0lQ-dmw_s

[Halo Jones]

May your wi-fi be forever out of range and may you suffer permanent Schrodinger’s USB syndrome

[SimonMac]

Surely it would be worse to have a thousand fleas "friending you" and filling your news feed with gibberish you don't want....

I am friends with Suity on Facebook so its pretty much the same thing

[eek]

May the fleas of a thousand camels de-friend you on facebook

Surely it would be worse to have a thousand fleas "friending you" and filling your news feed with gibberish you don't want....

[EternalOptimist]

May the fleas of a thousand camels de-friend you on facebook

[BrilloPad]

<enters DFS>
Do you have any recliners sofas? No
Do you have any sofa beds? No
Do you have any leather sofas? No
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Do you have any sofas here atall? No
What use is that?