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#771

9 November 2019, 15:04

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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10 November 2019, 19:51

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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#773

10 November 2019, 23:13

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

You have totally ruined the joke! Please re-read my post and think.

fek all chance of that!

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#774

10 November 2019, 23:16

Originally posted by Whorty View Post

1912 surely?

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#775

11 November 2019, 09:24

Слава Україні! Героям слава!
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11 November 2019, 11:19

Слава Україні! Героям слава!
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#777

11 November 2019, 11:29

Originally posted by vetran View Post

signing your posts again?

Unable to acknowledge you're wrong? Again!

I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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11 November 2019, 20:04

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11 November 2019, 20:15

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#780

11 November 2019, 20:17

Peak gammon:

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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