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#591

29 September 2019, 20:01

Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Which was Nice.

Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!
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30 September 2019, 07:05

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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30 September 2019, 07:45

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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30 September 2019, 07:46

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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30 September 2019, 08:32

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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30 September 2019, 12:37

"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.
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30 September 2019, 17:52

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1 October 2019, 14:18

Heard of a friend who had a transient ischemic attack yesterday. My first thought was, "Lucky bastard. Ten whole minutes without Brexit."

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