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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Surely a no deal Brexit will do this for them:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Serious question for those who voted out ..... how do you feel when you read this kind of rant, and know that this person holds the same values and political ideals as you?
Originally posted by darmstadt View PostSurely a no deal Brexit will do this for them:
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Not sure this is the right thread for serious. But personally I did not read to the end - and it was not funny unlike most of Darmys posts on this thread. Every country has some really stupid people. And lets just say I agreed with him. How many would actually stand together?Originally posted by Whorty View PostSerious question for those who voted out ..... how do you feel when you read this kind of rant, and know that this person holds the same values and political ideals as you?
Anyway, hopefully Darmy will post some more funnies soon.Comment
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Surely this should say England have postponed Brexit again .... Scotland, Wales and NI will have left the union long ago. Maybe then we can rename our country to its true name of "Little England"
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Just for you:Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostNot sure this is the right thread for serious. But personally I did not read to the end - and it was not funny unlike most of Darmys posts on this thread. Every country has some really stupid people. And lets just say I agreed with him. How many would actually stand together?
Anyway, hopefully Darmy will post some more funnies soon.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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