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12 September 2019, 18:09

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12 September 2019, 20:50

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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13 September 2019, 11:07

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15 September 2019, 14:40

One for the Brexiters.

Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!
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15 September 2019, 15:03

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One for the Brexiters.

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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15 September 2019, 16:24

Post Brexit diet:

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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16 September 2019, 10:13

for those of you with too much spare cash?
or an alternative investment option?
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