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Amber Rudd: An elderly woman in my constituency has returned to the Caribbean island of her birth.
Theresa May: Jamaica?
Amber Rudd: Yes.Comment
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You do realise this is a joke thread?Originally posted by original PM View Post
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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The racism is strong in this one. Who rattled your cage today?Originally posted by original PM View Post
You're lowlife scum oPM. I'm betting even many of the brexiters on here are embarrassed to be associated with you.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Brexit text-it wrecks it: Vote Leave fined £40k for spamming 200k msgs ahead of EU referendum
Not a joke, but it made me laugh anywayWe were OK to contact all those people, says Brexiteer biz – but it deleted all evidence to prove it
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Do not associate my country's national flag with your racist posts. I'm patriotic and proud of my country, and scum like you are tainting the flag for your own pathetic small minded agenda.Originally posted by original PM View Post
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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