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      Add your brexit jokes here

      Legend has it that if you utter Greta Thunberg’s name three times over a vegan sausage roll, an angry middle-aged man’s willy drops off.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #id
        Originally posted by greenlake View Post
        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        Legend has it that if you utter Greta Thunberg’s name three times over a vegan sausage roll, an angry middle-aged man’s willy drops off.

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          #id
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #id
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #id
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              Speaks for the minority of the nation.

              FTFY

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                #id
                Originally posted by original PM View Post
                Speaks for the majority of the nation.
                FT right back FY. I'm afraid your conjecture probably isn't right. According to the most recent polls.

                Poll finds Boris Johnson more popular now than when he became PM | Metro News
                but...
                A survey by YouGov found 38% of Brits say they have a favourable view of the Prime Minister, compared to 54% with an unfavourable opinion of him.

                Anyway, here's a couple of anti-EU cartoons. Just to cheer you up a bit.

                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #id
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #id
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      #id
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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