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    #id
    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Is this a caption competition?

    "Yours is that small".
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #id
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      Varadkar - 'you DO know we've got you by the goolies?'

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        #id
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        Having a tie down to your kneecaps doesn’t make up for having a brain smaller than my cojones.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #id
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #id
            When Ken Clarke speaks, half the nation tries to sleep...
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #id
              Originally posted by Mordac View Post
              When Ken Clarke speaks, half the nation tries to sleep...
              Don't be so disrespectful of our future caretaker PM
              I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                #id
                Seen in the week. Sovereignity - our right to eat chlorinated chicken.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                  When Ken Clarke speaks, half the nation tries to sleep...
                  Most of the other half turns purple and shouts at the television.

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    Most of the other half turns purple and shouts at the television.
                    what? - they're football fans then?

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                      #id
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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