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Old 4th July 2007, 06:39   #41
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A man walks into a pub. Ouch it was an iron pub.
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Old 4th July 2007, 06:55   #42
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Smoking ban started years ago for Michael Barrymore. He threw a fag in a pool several years ago and never heard the end of it.
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A Muslim has just driven a truck into another wall at Glasgow airport.
Police believe it may be the start of the religious holiday Ramavan
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Police have just cordoned off Liverpool Airport following reports of a suspicious vehicle parked outside.

It has road tax, insurance and the radio is still fitted.
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Old 4th July 2007, 10:14   #45
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Police have just cordoned off Liverpool Airport following reports of a suspicious vehicle parked outside.

It has road tax, insurance and the radio is still fitted.
How spooky i just recieved this joke in a txt hmmmmm the wave effect as the joke spreads accross the world
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Old 4th July 2007, 15:20   #46
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How spooky i just recieved this joke in a txt hmmmmm the wave effect as the joke spreads accross the world
Who knows, it may have started here?

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Old 4th July 2007, 15:47   #47
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Who knows, it may have started here?

How bizarre! I got it in a txt about two minutes before posting it, and just had to capture it somewhere for posterity. It just goes to show - always search the CUK forums before posting
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A Muslim has just driven a truck into another wall at Glasgow airport.
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Old 4th July 2007, 19:22   #49
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Two blondes walked in a building.







you would have thought one of them would have seen it.
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Two blondes walked in a building.
you would have thought one of them would have seen it.
Evening Moscow, long day!
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