All hope abandon ye who enter here. Seriously.
MF - starting a thread implying OldHack is an animal lover. Suspected temporary suicide - 30.11.2012 - 7 days
I am just about to embark on a new contract where I will be staying away......in Basingstoke :ohwell
Are there any good tips for
The best "contractor" hotels to go for (I am thinking chains here)
Occupying your time constructively in the evening
Do you want to be the football brain of ContractorUK? Do you want forum bragging rights?
You may have talked the talk on the forum about football but can you walk the walk...
Are you the Pep or Jose of football knowledge? Or just the Hodgson, still undecided on their best 11 and resting all...
George Orwell's real name is Eric Arthur Blair.
need an exorcist ? Romania will soon join the EU
Here's a good example.
Almost half the UK public support a road-user charging scheme and nearly three-quarters would be happy having a 'black box' in their car to track their road usage, according to a new survey.
Pair tie knot at humanist wedding
I think Hitler was the best man.
How come so much of the money collected in taxes in the UK will go toward this bottomless bucket?
Oh FFS, I'm going for a lie down!
I spent a happy 10 minutes in Nestles sometime back explaining the cultural context of the UK Yorkie Bar ad ("It's Not For Girls").
A friend of a Portuguese chap sent him a bar and he was so amazed at the strap line that he showed it to everyone in the office and anyone who came to see him.
British pefidy knows no bounds !:rollin
Hitler was a humanist
Just give us your fooking money
I'm off to touch meself
Geldof blasts 'sick' eBay sales
How does reselling your Live 8 ticket disadvantage anybody? St Bob's charity still gets the same amount of do$h and the original owner has made some money for themselves, on which they will of course pay tax ( ;) ), a proportion of which will end up in the UK's...
The Little Black Rose
The Little Black Rose shall be red at last;
What made it black but the March wind dry,
And the tear of the widow that fell on it fast?
It shall redden the hills when June is nigh.
The Silk of the Kine shall rest at last;
I am a pretty tolerant person, I don't really give a feck about other people no matter who they are so long as they don't bother me. I was rather neutral to chavs until very recent when they really started getting on my nerves >:
The situation is this: there is a local small pond just few...
People who make substantial home improvements - such as loft conversions - may face higher council tax bills, it has been confirmed.
The government's Valuation Office (VOA) has confirmed that improvements could push property into a higher council tax...
How much un-secured debt do people have on this board?
I've got none (and no secured debt either). :smokin
Looks like my big global programme has been given the go ahead. I am truly happy. Ladies and gentleman of this board I pray that you and your families will have a wonderful and safe weekend.
When I were a lad, there were a few things that made me proud to be British.
In no particular order
Free Education - including university
No formal written constitution
No military service
No Id card
Anyone else fall asleep during these?
Margaret Hodge, the work and pensions minister, has come under fire from former MG Rover workers after she suggested the skilled workers should take jobs in a supermarket. Mrs Hodge described the labour market in the West Midlands - where more than 5,000 people lost their jobs in May - as "healthy"...
But she's just gone way up in my estimation.
...gasping for a cold beer _ another 1.5 hours to go though...
Ever notice how beautiful people often have ugly parents?
Very rarely do two attractive people sporn attractive children.
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