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  • xoggoth
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    Get it done before you make a mistake like I did. Probably a more appropriate word is cock-up.

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  • ladymuck
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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    It's much easier for a man to get the snip than for a woman to have their tubes tied. Apparently we might change our minds
    "Normal" women are considered more susceptible to the effects of hormones than "Normal" men so are more likely to change their minds as their biological clock ticks forever onwards.

    Notes
    The above comment is a fact, not an opinion, if you want an opinion then that costs extra.
    *Your definitions of "Normal" may vary...

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  • ladymuck
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    It's much easier for a man to get the snip than for a woman to have their tubes tied. Apparently we might change our minds

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  • Uncle Albert
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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post

    She might be glad to get a bit of attention for once.
    It appears she's only used to men who are half the man you are.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

    It's a good job she doesn't frequent this site or else you'd be in big trouble for pimping her out like that.
    She might be glad to get a bit of attention for once.

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Spend a bit of wonga on MrsNLUK. She'll leave you half the man you were.
    It's a good job she doesn't frequent this site or else you'd be in big trouble for pimping her out like that.

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  • northernladuk
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    Spend a bit of wonga on MrsNLUK. She'll leave you half the man you were.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Bit of a DadsNet topic but I figured many here would have some experience.. I've resolved to look seriously into having a vasectomy .
    I'm in my 40s with no children, never had the desire to procreate (I'm sure many will say that's a good thing ), and I definitely don't want to as I get older.

    I've read what the NHS website has to say - I know you can go the NHS route or private and that the first step in either case is to speak with my GP, but I'd welcome any anecdotes or insight.

    Jokes welcome

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  • sadkingbilly
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    two half brick's'll do the job.

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  • quackhandle
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    Have you looked at the NSV - Non-surgical vasectomy?

    Not done it myself but I have looked into it, (unfortunately Covid got in the way at the time).

    Marie Stopes International offer this.

    qh

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Bit of a DadsNet topic but I figured many here would have some experience.. I've resolved to look seriously into having a vasectomy .
    I'm in my 40s with no children, never had the desire to procreate (I'm sure many will say that's a good thing ), and I definitely don't want to as I get older.

    I've read what the NHS website has to say - I know you can go the NHS route or private and that the first step in either case is to speak with my GP, but I'd welcome any anecdotes or insight.

    Jokes welcome
    Just say the wrong thing to the wrong woman at the wrong time - that'll fix your potential for procreation!

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  • d000hg
    started a topic Snippy snip

    Snippy snip

    Bit of a DadsNet topic but I figured many here would have some experience.. I've resolved to look seriously into having a vasectomy .
    I'm in my 40s with no children, never had the desire to procreate (I'm sure many will say that's a good thing ), and I definitely don't want to as I get older.

    I've read what the NHS website has to say - I know you can go the NHS route or private and that the first step in either case is to speak with my GP, but I'd welcome any anecdotes or insight.

    Jokes welcome

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