Reply to: Set your alerts for 11th December!

[DoctorStrangelove]

This is not the scumbag you were looking for

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[ladymuck]

There I was, racing to get the big name update only to get a lame outcome at the final hurdle

[jamesbrown]

Don't get on your high (sea)horse with me about that.

Oh, for fook's hake, I was only trying to kelp.

[WTFH]

It's also a bit pesce-ist as most fish aren't krilling themselves to avoid tax.

Don't get on your high (sea)horse with me about that.

[northernladuk]

As Leona Helmsley says. 'We don't pay taxes; only the little people pay taxes', but it appears they haven't either.

[jamesbrown]

That's heightist of you.
If he was bigger, he wouldn't have been as good a jockey.

It's also a bit pesce-ist as most fish aren't krilling themselves to avoid tax.

[vetran]

Well rather disappointingly, it turns out that it was Frankie Dettori. I was hoping for a bigger fish.

So there you are.

Is that heightest???

[WTFH]

Well rather disappointingly, it turns out that it was Frankie Dettori. I was hoping for a bigger fish.

That's heightist of you.
If he was bigger, he wouldn't have been as good a jockey.

[willendure]

In the Sunday Times there's an article about tax avoiding "umbrella" companies. Good comments so far.

Ban that tulip - real contractor Ltds only.

[cojak]

Well rather disappointingly, it turns out that it was Frankie Dettori. I was hoping for a bigger fish.

So there you are.

[cojak]

No, he’s the lefty woke tax specialist who advocates removing IHT from real farmers and leaving it for Dyson.

https://taxpolicy.org.uk/2024/11/24/...otect-farmers/

But going back to the tax avoiding snowflake, I look forward to posting the name here as I feel that a point and laugh moment is long overdue.

[BolshieBastard]

Dan Neidle is going to name the famous person who is trying to keep their use of tax avoidance schemes a secret.

https://taxpolicy.org.uk/2024/05/08/...y-tax_avoider/

Neidle, isnt he the far left cretin who used a calculator to determine Stasi Starmer's IHT policy on farmers? Sure he is so it's clearly going to be someone on the right who he's going to 'expose'!

[xoggoth]

I have the perfect scheme for avoiding tax. I don't earn anything.

[cojak]

Send me £5000 by next Friday or I'll tell everyone about your tax avoidance scheme. And I'm coming for all you other CUKers I've got the dirt on.

No, it’s all OK - I’ve still got the bit of paper from Old Greg KC that told me he approved the Oude Joris Max 120 scheme, so I’m all in the clear!

[xoggoth]

Send me £5000 by next Friday or I'll tell everyone about your tax avoidance scheme. And I'm coming for all you other CUKers I've got the dirt on.