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Previously on "The new prime minister is....."

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  • saptastic
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    "The new prime minister is....."

    Liz Truss.

    All done.

    Thanks to all the runners and riders making this such an inspired contest.

    NB not sure how the thread ended up with Amanda Holden bikini pics.

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  • malvolio
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    Originally posted by DealorNoDeal View Post
    That was tweeted on the day he died, before all the tulip came out, so a bit of a non-story.
    No no no. What is important is that a politician now has a different opinion to one they held 11 years ago, probably in the light of later information. That would never do...

    Sad indeed that people think it (and similar things, like views on cheese importation or latent republicanism) important, or even relevant.

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  • xoggoth
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    How about an ostrich as PM? Can't be any worse. There's a pony who is a mayor apparently.

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/beer-drinking-pony-appointed-mayor-27581794

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post

    He'll cut 4p off the higher rate, and then reduce the starting base to £10k. It's a vote winner for the faithful.
    The basic rate but, in any case, I don’t think anyone is listening anymore. It’s hard to imagine a worse campaign so far. I suppose there hasn’t been any further revelations about his tax dodging, which is something.

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  • DealorNoDeal
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    That was tweeted on the day he died, before all the tulip came out, so a bit of a non-story.
    Last edited by DealorNoDeal; 2 August 2022, 05:08. Reason: Checked when Savile died

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  • Fraidycat
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    Apparently this tweet was never deleted:

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

    It's pure desperation. No one is ready for Rish! He can fook off.
    He'll cut 4p off the higher rate, and then reduce the starting base to £10k. It's a vote winner for the faithful.

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by saptastic View Post
    Rishi will cut income tax by 2029.

    Wow that is a vote winner

    If the economy is the same, if I win the GE, if I don't change my mind, if there isnt WW3 - vote for me and in 7 years time you could get a tax cut
    It's pure desperation. No one is ready for Rish! He can fook off.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

    Vetran & Churchill regularly knock one out to their Thatcher posters. Does that count ?
    Nah she's dead now Amanda Holden on the other hand!

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by saptastic View Post
    Rishi will cut income tax by 2029.

    Wow that is a vote winner

    If the economy is the same, if I win the GE, if I don't change my mind, if there isnt WW3 - vote for me and in 7 years time you could get a tax cut
    Whatever either of them say is plainly just bollox though, isn't it ? Like 'no border in the irish sea', 'easiest trade deal in history', 'clamp down on corporate tax avoidance', 'balance the budget by 2015', 'don't leave, lead !'.....it's all slogans designed to get votes with zero accountability for non delivery. The Tories can't lose in England so they can say whatever they like.

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  • saptastic
    replied
    Rishi will cut income tax by 2029.

    Wow that is a vote winner

    If the economy is the same, if I win the GE, if I don't change my mind, if there isnt WW3 - vote for me and in 7 years time you could get a tax cut

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  • saptastic
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post

    UK PM. Check out Finland
    34 years old she took office

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by ns1 View Post
    If Truss wins, she'd be the first PM I would actually shag.
    Vetran & Churchill regularly knock one out to their Thatcher posters. Does that count ?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by ns1 View Post
    If Truss wins, she'd be the first PM I would actually shag.
    UK PM. Check out Finland

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  • DealorNoDeal
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    PMs: shag, marry, avoid

    I was going to say that straight women and gay men would have more choice but I'm not sure that really helps.

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