Winning the romance game!

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SueEllen replied

23 November 2021, 18:32
Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

Just the pizza at my age! with a beer.

No beer!

Or any other alcohol for the more mature man as they are depressants.
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Gibbon replied

23 November 2021, 14:52
Originally posted by vetran View Post

from the joke:

Gents - how do you romance a woman?
Answer - bombard her with flowers, take her for romantic dinners, compliment her every move , be nice to her friends, etc.

Ladies - how do you romance a man?
Answer - Turn up naked with a Pizza.

Just the pizza at my age! with a beer.
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vetran replied

23 November 2021, 12:26
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Never heard it called that before.

from the joke:

Gents - how do you romance a woman?
Answer - bombard her with flowers, take her for romantic dinners, compliment her every move , be nice to her friends, etc.

Ladies - how do you romance a man?
Answer - Turn up naked with a Pizza.
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d000hg replied

23 November 2021, 12:19
Originally posted by vetran View Post

not challenging the 30 seconds? We are assuming that includes eating the pizza!

Never heard it called that before.
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Whorty replied

23 November 2021, 11:20
Originally posted by vetran View Post

not challenging the 30 seconds? We are assuming that includes eating the pizza!

You said <30 seconds ..... gives me plenty scope there
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vetran replied

23 November 2021, 10:47
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

Ooh, that's a kick below the belt

with such a small Ford that is to be expected!

Get a proper car like a Mondeo. She will be in the back seat like a Labrador!
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vetran replied

23 November 2021, 10:34
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

RS Focus

not challenging the 30 seconds? We are assuming that includes eating the pizza!
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Whorty replied

23 November 2021, 10:33
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Still a Ford

Ooh, that's a kick below the belt
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ladymuck replied

23 November 2021, 10:10
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

RS Focus

Still a Ford
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Whorty replied

23 November 2021, 09:42
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Beats <30 seconds in the back of the Ford Focus.

RS Focus
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WTFH replied

23 November 2021, 08:40
Maybe this is more like what you need, for when she's feeling a bit deflated...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/vet...love.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/impot...itup.html
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NotAllThere replied

23 November 2021, 06:59
He built his wife a mausoleum and that's romance? "Here honey, for when you've snuffed it".
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vetran started a topic Winning the romance game!

22 November 2021, 17:03
Winning the romance game!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ginal-one.html

Husband builds his wife her own TAJ MAHAL to show his love: Indian teachers live in 1:3-scale replica of one of the seven wonders of the world
Indian teacher Anand Prakash Chouksey built replica of Taj Mahal as a present for beloved wife Manju Shah

House, which like original masterpiece is made out of marble, is a third of the size of 17th century mausoleum

The engineer-turned-teacher wanted to build a house that remained in the history of Burhanpur city forever

Beats <30 seconds in the back of the Ford Focus.
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