Winning the romance game!

[vetran]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ginal-one.html

Husband builds his wife her own TAJ MAHAL to show his love: Indian teachers live in 1:3-scale replica of one of the seven wonders of the world

• Indian teacher Anand Prakash Chouksey built replica of Taj Mahal as a present for beloved wife Manju Shah
• House, which like original masterpiece is made out of marble, is a third of the size of 17th century mausoleum
• The engineer-turned-teacher wanted to build a house that remained in the history of Burhanpur city forever

Beats <30 seconds in the back of the Ford Focus.

[NotAllThere]

He built his wife a mausoleum and that's romance? "Here honey, for when you've snuffed it".

[WTFH]

Maybe this is more like what you need, for when she's feeling a bit deflated...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/vet...love.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/impot...itup.html

[Whorty]

Beats <30 seconds in the back of the Ford Focus.

RS Focus

[ladymuck]

RS Focus

Still a Ford

[Whorty]

Still a Ford

Ooh, that's a kick below the belt

[vetran]

RS Focus

not challenging the 30 seconds? We are assuming that includes eating the pizza!

[vetran]

Ooh, that's a kick below the belt

with such a small Ford that is to be expected!

Get a proper car like a Mondeo. She will be in the back seat like a Labrador!

[Whorty]

not challenging the 30 seconds? We are assuming that includes eating the pizza!

You said <30 seconds ..... gives me plenty scope there

[d000hg]

not challenging the 30 seconds? We are assuming that includes eating the pizza!

Never heard it called that before.