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    #11
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Never heard it called that before.
    from the joke:

    Gents - how do you romance a woman?
    Answer - bombard her with flowers, take her for romantic dinners, compliment her every move , be nice to her friends, etc.

    Ladies - how do you romance a man?
    Answer - Turn up naked with a Pizza.

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      #12
      Originally posted by vetran View Post

      from the joke:

      Gents - how do you romance a woman?
      Answer - bombard her with flowers, take her for romantic dinners, compliment her every move , be nice to her friends, etc.

      Ladies - how do you romance a man?
      Answer - Turn up naked with a Pizza.
      Just the pizza at my age! with a beer.

      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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        #13
        Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

        Just the pizza at my age! with a beer.
        No beer!

        Or any other alcohol for the more mature man as they are depressants.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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