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Whales are used to swimming in denser salt water. They literally sink in fresh/brackish water, and being mammals don't have a swim bladder to correct the issue.
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If he had mentioned ornithology or trains I would have shouted GRICER!!!!
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Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
If a Whale who is a sea creature can't cope with the tides on the Thames why do you think a life vest will save you?
Don't be an idiot.
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostPlease don't. Whales get trapped in the Thames and can't swim against the tide it is so strong down that section. You will die. Go down to Henley and swim and you'll be fine, but the central London and docks section, it really will be suicide mate.
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Originally posted by GigiBronz View Post
Isn't that what life is? sadness and desperation?
I might actually do it one day. Maybe it even reach the news.
"Washed up IT consultant tries to prove there are still some life left in the business" might server a better cause than all the effort the usual outlets have put to the cause.
I'll get one of those life vests that inflate in case of emergency.
Don't be an idiot.
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Originally posted by Fraidycat View Post
Anyway, all energy in life is sexual. Depravation seems like a better option.
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Originally posted by Fraidycat View Post
Nothing new, nearly all his posts on CUK sound sad and desperate.
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Originally posted by GigiBronz View Post
Isn't that what life is? sadness and desperation?
I might actually do it one day. Maybe it even reach the news.
"Washed up failed IT consultant tries to prove there are still some life left in the business" might server a better cause than all the effort the usual outlets have put to the cause.
I'll get one of those life vests that inflate in case of emergency.
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