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Previously on "A jewish man, a muslim woman and Elton John walk into a bar"

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Is there actually a joke there?
    It's only funny to those with an IQ over 72. I just about get it.

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  • Bee
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Is there actually a joke there?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    If the joke has to be explained, it isn't funny.
    Is there actually a joke there?

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Csan anyone explain what this surreally idiotic thread is about?
    DP's hit rock bottom and started to dig.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    If the joke has to be explained, it isn't funny.


    KUATB!


    http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...ml#post2229692

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Csan anyone explain what this surreally idiotic thread is about?
    If the joke has to be explained, it isn't funny.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    FLC says polish hookers do the same.
    Isn't that ladyboys?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Csan anyone explain what this surreally idiotic thread is about?
    I've no idea and I created it, sorry.

    Brainfart comes to mind.....

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  • OwlHoot
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    Csan anyone explain what this surreally idiotic thread is about?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Bee View Post
    It's men's beer.
    I do hate that term!

    Every morning I go to the gym to shower after my cycle. There is a 6 foot high cut out of "maxi milk - milk for real men". Bloke with perfect triangular abs(I mean pointy bit at the bottom).

    You women are lucky you don't have to put up with that....

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I am also assguru.
    FTFY

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  • Bee
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Shame - the Halaaleken/Heineken beer doesn't show up. Must be blocked by client site.
    It's men's beer.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Keep your sockie account handy....
    I am the sockieguru.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    It's racist beer. Leaves a nasty taste in your mouth.
    FLC says polish hookers do the same.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Will I get my ban today?
    Keep your sockie account handy....

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