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One that you may have to explain to the youngsters....


I lost my pizza wheel, so I ended using a Bryan Adams CD.
Cuts like a knife.

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When Siri calls you Shirley instead of your real name, check your phone isn't in airplane mode.

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The postman told me this morning he’s off to Spain tomorrow, so I asked him if he was going to Parcelona.

He didn’t laugh.

Maybe I didn’t say it right. The key to a good mailman joke is all in the delivery.

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Morning all
The flooring for the shed arrived yesterday. 150kg roll of it for the main shed, 20kg of tiles for the mower shed.
Back is a bit sore, sack trolley might be a bit bent.
Drizzling at 5:30, but was dry for most of our walk.

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Big dog walk done. (Not the Max is a big dog, but that the walk was over 10,000 steps). The rain that was falling at 4:30 had stopped by 5:15, and the sky is clearing now.

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Morning all

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Scott Hastings, 61
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-un...s/cd9pkgw2yjwo

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Morning all

TFIF, etc.
CBS, etc.
Roof is on shed. Tonight (or maybe tomorrow), the felt will go on the roof, then the solar panel.

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Or you could buy yourself your very own MP....

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Morning all 5:30 dog walk dodged the showers, then when we got back in I moved the 14 shed roof panels down the garden in preparation for them to go on tonight, if I get the last two trusses built.

Ready for a rest.

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Which bridge? If you mean the Tamar Bridge, that people willingly pay to use just to get out of Cornwall, no, I can't see that. If you mean the Clifton Suspension Bridge, no I can't see that one either. Neither can I see the Millau Viaduct nor the Öresund Bridge (as featured in Broen)....

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If you lot are all coming down to the West Country, I'd better get out.

South Africa in September for a couple of weeks, that's all we've booked so far....

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Morning all
Light ran at 5:30, then it dried up until just after we got in from our walk.
Shed walls were put up last night, and the plan is to get the roof trusses on this evening, then the roof on tomorrow night.

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Morning all
Sunrise was 5:30am, and we had a very pleasant early morning walk. Sun still shining with no hint of a breeze, and a farmer is muck spreading somewhere nearby.

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It's from Yorkshire, nowt foreign in it....

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Currently reading: 28 page instructions on building a shed (excluding the roof, which has its own 8 page book)

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Morning all
CBS, etc and yesterday's strong northerly wind has dropped.
There was ground frost in some of the fields, but our walk was pleasant.
More shed building this evening if the weather stays like this.

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The shed has been successfully removed from the pallets and is now leaning against the utility room. Tomorrow is painting day.

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Interviewer: Can you explain this large gap in your resume?

Me: Yes, I tried to move an image in Word.

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Shed has arrived on 2 pallets.
The driver refused to drive onto our driveway ("sorry mate, it's kerbside drop-off only"), so now the pallets are leaning at an angle where our drive slopes onto the road. This makes getting the pieces off a tad difficult because as soon as I remove the...