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    #31
    Most people aren't shagging as much as you think they are.

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      #32
      "Light relief" seems appropriate.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #33
        Learn to dance.

        Properly.

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          #34
          For a rough shag, roll your own cig:

          <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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            #35
            Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post


            Maybe learn English 1st if after English girls, mind you with your txtspk generation using the right words probably is a turnoff, innit?
            Definitely NOT.

            Innit.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #36
              Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
              In my experience of course...

              Play;

              Spanish guitar
              Hyperspeed tenor banjo
              Bluegrass mandolin (marginal)
              Whatever current smoochie hit on guitar

              ........

              Bulgari Aqua
              Chanel Anteus
              Write her a tune
              Have it performed by a major orchestra
              Find it quickly and well...

              Cook
              Wash up
              Pay for everything
              Loads more

              Add yer own...
              slide geetar always did it for me, and dobro.

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                #37
                so did any of you try the options on here?

                any joy?

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  Most people aren't shagging as much as you think they are.
                  Those who don't talk springs to mind
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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