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How to get a shag

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Most people aren't shagging as much as you think they are.
    Those who don't talk springs to mind

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  • original PM
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    so did any of you try the options on here?

    any joy?

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  • socialworker
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    In my experience of course...

    Play;

    Spanish guitar
    Hyperspeed tenor banjo
    Bluegrass mandolin (marginal)
    Whatever current smoochie hit on guitar

    ........

    Bulgari Aqua
    Chanel Anteus
    Write her a tune
    Have it performed by a major orchestra
    Find it quickly and well...

    Cook
    Wash up
    Pay for everything
    Loads more

    Add yer own...
    slide geetar always did it for me, and dobro.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post


    Maybe learn English 1st if after English girls, mind you with your txtspk generation using the right words probably is a turnoff, innit?
    Definitely NOT.

    Innit.

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  • petergriffin
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    For a rough shag, roll your own cig:

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  • RetSet
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    Learn to dance.

    Properly.

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  • NotAllThere
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    "Light relief" seems appropriate.

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  • mudskipper
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    Most people aren't shagging as much as you think they are.

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  • MarillionFan
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    How to get a shag

    With a hood and a small lassoo on Orkney by the looks of it.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    Wrong thread, being a pedant belongs in the 'how not to get a shag' one.

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