How to get a shag

[SimonMac]

Most people aren't shagging as much as you think they are.

Those who don't talk springs to mind

[original PM]

so did any of you try the options on here?

any joy?

[socialworker]

In my experience of course...

Play;

Spanish guitar
Hyperspeed tenor banjo
Bluegrass mandolin (marginal)
Whatever current smoochie hit on guitar

........

Bulgari Aqua
Chanel Anteus
Write her a tune
Have it performed by a major orchestra
Find it quickly and well...

Cook
Wash up
Pay for everything
Loads more

Add yer own...

slide geetar always did it for me, and dobro.

[MaryPoppins]

Maybe learn English 1st if after English girls, mind you with your txtspk generation using the right words probably is a turnoff, innit?

Definitely NOT.

Innit.

[petergriffin]

For a rough shag, roll your own cig:

[RetSet]

Learn to dance.

Properly.

[NotAllThere]

"Light relief" seems appropriate.

[mudskipper]

Most people aren't shagging as much as you think they are.

[MarillionFan]

How to get a shag

With a hood and a small lassoo on Orkney by the looks of it.

[mudskipper]

Wrong thread, being a pedant belongs in the 'how not to get a shag' one.