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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostIn my experience of course...
Play;
Spanish guitar
Hyperspeed tenor banjo
Bluegrass mandolin (marginal)
Whatever current smoochie hit on guitar
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Bulgari Aqua
Chanel Anteus
Write her a tune
Have it performed by a major orchestra
Find it quickly and well...
Cook
Wash up
Pay for everything
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Wear a full suit of polished plate armour
Win medieval combat tournaments
If you want women throwing themselves at you in groups - win jousting tournaments.Leave a comment:
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just listening to MaltLoaf
he's like meatloaf. but a bit more fruityLeave a comment:
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostListen Clippers, Jimi Hendrix* could whop his guitar out after a meal at the Harvester and I'd still tell him oi, Hendrix - no.
*alive Jim
may your hands always be busy
may your feet always be swift
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may you stay, forever youngLeave a comment:
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostListen Clippers, Jimi Hendrix* could whop his guitar out after a meal at the Harvester and I'd still tell him oi, Hendrix - no.
*alive JimLeave a comment:
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostOf course you've never been in the company of a professional
*alive JimLeave a comment:
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I find that just being good looking, ripped and with a huge cock works just fine thanks.Leave a comment:
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A tangent here.
When I was a lad, it quickly became apparent that the birds had something. The blokes would try every trick in the book to get it off them. get them pissed, flattery, pay them , etc
Now I am pretty sure, that in other times and places, it has been the other way around, and birds were hot in persuit of the fells.
why the fck oh lord, have you condemned me to live here and now ?Leave a comment:
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